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:: John, Paul, George and Ringo ::

Kyako	publikováno: 30.01.2008, 13:58

Aneb Beatles a jejich dokonalej smysl pro humor.


	J = John Lennon P = Paul McCartney G = George Harrison R = Ringo Starr ----------------------------------------------- -- Me : Hi, boys! How is it going? P : Fine. J : No, it isn't. Don't lie, Paul! I'm sad! My mum told me, I can't go to the cinema, and I was looking forward to that film so much... P : No, no! Wake up, Johnny! Your mum is dead, don't you remember? J : That's right, and she can't take it back! -- Me : Hey hey, boys! Don't piffle. I want to try to ask you something! J : So, well, try it. I'm listening to you. Hey, George, sh, she wants to ask us something. G : Yes, didn't you hear Johnnie, Paul? Hush, be quiet! P : But that money has my lunch! (pointing to Ringo) R : What? It's my own sandwich! P : Your sandwich, but my lunch! J : It is morning now. You can't have lunch in the morning, it is forbidden! P : Who forbid this? I will eat him! G : Not know, Paul. We have a guest. P : But... J : Hush!!!!!!! --Me : OK, thanks, boys. So, you didn't start like The Beatles, did you? G : You're right , we started like The Ladybirds! J : Don't listen to him. He is forgetful. The first band I was in, was Quarrymen. Because of the school, where I studied: 'Quarry Bank High School'. G : No, it was 'Quarry Bank Low School'! P : No, 'Underground' school! -- Me: When did you band together? P : In 1960 we didn't have this monkey only. (pointing to Ringo) Then Pete Best left us and this monkey (pointing to Ringo) jointed us and we have been completed. It was in 1962. -- Me : OK. And when did Brian Epstein become you manager? G : In 1691...no, in 1916. J : Don't listen to him! He is forgetful. It was at the club Cavern in 1961. -- Me : When did you record your first disc called 'Please Please Me' ? P : Please Please Me? Oh...it is so many years ago... Don't you remember, John? J : No, I don't! I think I was sleeping at that moment! George? G : Never! I'm forgetful. What is the 'Please Please Me'? R : I think I know. Isn't it a cinema in London? Or maybe in Liverpool... J : London. You never ever been to Liverpool, don't you remember? It was Scotland, that terribly noisy place, where we were in 1963. G : 1963? This year tells me something... wasn't it a year, when a band in England, I think, The Beagles... no, that's wrong... The Beatles recorded their first disc 'Please Please Me'? J : Do you think? Oh... maybe... (looking at me) Do you have another answer? P : Question. J : No, no. Answer. We are asking now. How do you do, girl? -- Me : (laughing) Great, really! But I am asking now! The last question... P : Hear? Question! I told you that! -- Me : The last question! Who of you composed 'I Want You'? P : That was me, of course! G : No, it's not true! That was Ringo! P : Monkeys can't compose songs, don't be silly! J : They are not right. That was me! -- Me : So, who?! P+J+G+R : Me! J : Me! P : Never, me! G : This monkey did it! Punish it! R : No, he did it! J : Yes, I did it! ...


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Nancy Lottinger	24.03.2009, 16:50:29

Sice nejsem jejich úplně velkej fanda, myslím jako že bych je žrala, ale přeci jen tenhle rozhovor je velice vtipnej (nehodnotím po stránce gramatické, sama dělám chybky...) U mě za jedna :-)

Mary	20.02.2008, 16:28:18

Geniální! Ge!!! tyjo...ale chtělo by to víc Paulovýho "Um..." :D

SneZhulak	03.02.2008, 19:26:51

geniální, přesná trefa

mada	31.01.2008, 17:15:31

sorry tohle je záznam jejich některého rozhovoru? nebo jsi ho sama dělala? na netu jsem kdysi kdesi našla imaginativního johna v parádním rozhovoru možná by to chtělo ještě víc o nich s nimi skouknout, bo jejich rozhovory jsou prostě vtipnější každý z nich má svůj styl, tady mi přijde Paul až neskutečně funny :-ooo :-) ale ze mě si nic nedělej -peace for everybody-

sirraell	30.01.2008, 13:56:21

But that money has my lunch – did you mean ‘monkey’? Who forbid this? – Who forbids this? Or Who have forbidden this? Not know, Paul – I think you meant ‘Not now, Paul’ start like The Beatles – start as the started like The Ladybirds – as the didn't have this monkey only – you can’t put the ‘only’ at the end of the sentence in this case. Try it this way: ‘There were only the three of us in the original band, we didn’t have this monkey (pointing at Ringo). jointed us and we have been completed – joined us and the band was complete When did you record your first disc – When did you make your first record… or When did you record your first album I was sleeping at that moment – I was sleeping at the time or at that time or I was asleep at the time 1963? This year tells me something... wasn't it a year, when a band in England, I think, The Beagles... no, that's wrong... The Beatles recorded their first disc 'Please Please Me'? - 1963? That reminds me of something... wasn't it the year, when a band in England, I think, The Beagles... no, that's wrong... The Beatles recorded their first album 'Please Please Me'? No, it's not true - No, that's not true That was me! – It was me! OK, overall I think it’s pretty good. It is funny and there are not many mistakes as such. The only problem is, that at times it just doesn’t sound English and order of words or the use of some words made me cringe. Other than that, I enjoyed reading it. Well done and I hope to see more from you.